ok but why did you tag your text post


it just occurred to me that I can’t actually see myself in the military
I also can’t see myself out of it
to be honest I don’t see myself living long enough to get to the point where it’ll matter
yet at the same time I have no plans or intention for suicide rn
maybe I’ll just coincidentally die


I buy my own food and yet every house I visit has better snacks than me


how to babysit
vaguely watch the child until they fall asleep from boredom


aw she fell asleep on the couch


I wanna play lotro but there’s no Internet connection


reasons this girl is crying: I suggested watching her favourite movie


I can’t do two year olds I’m gonna shoot myself holy balls


“hey you have you seen any perfect boys around here?”
“only when I look in the mirror”
lol me too


I JUST REMEMBEREDTHE FAMILY IM BABYSITING FOR HAS A CAT
WHAT AM I SITTIG AROUND HERE FOR IT’S TIME TO GET UP AND GO